Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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