I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
This is the high leading the old right now
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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