I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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