Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
