The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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