I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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