after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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