just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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