i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
