we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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