I wish my penis had an off switch
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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