I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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