with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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