Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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