Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Non-Jews are for practice
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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