is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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