Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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