Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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