Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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