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chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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