I just threw up on my dentist
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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