i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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