We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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