Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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