8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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