Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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