Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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