Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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