What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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