Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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