i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Randomize
