Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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