He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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