dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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