but the lizard people decide everything anyway
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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