I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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