Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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