Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Randomize
