I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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