i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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