And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Sorry about my life...
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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