Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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