sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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