I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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