Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
