People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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