I am full of burrito and curiosity
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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