at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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