North Korea, Best Korea!
i would punch a child for taco bell
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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