she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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