i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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