I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
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