dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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