toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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