i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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