I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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